Firefly Tribe Thread

Isn't it about time you relaxed and had some fun?
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 07, 2005 6:28 pm
You are highly efficient, just like the cogs of a well oiled machine that does.. something :-) I simply cannot compete against that thought. After all, I am already at second base! *gulps*
The point is, what I really want to do is to contort myself to impossible angles and announce, just like Mark Holden in his orgasmic moments, TOUCHDOWN!! and then bring myself to a thrilling climax just as Jen slips herself from beneath the throes of my magnetic thighs :lol: :lol:
Skinning dipping afterwards is optional, and if you do, then please dismember any angler fish that comes your way :lol:
Now, here is the newsflash...I heard that tiptop is allergic to dustings from self raising flour, so let's use plain flour instead :-D
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 07, 2005 6:55 pm
Wow DTW, an interesting (to say the least :shock: ) suggestion. Trying to get over the "magnetic thighs". I'm afraid to ask what you meant about second base (*gulp* indeed)
Gotta admit, it would be something to see you contort yourself and do the Mark Holden TOUCHDOWN thing :D Do we get to see the photos?
Where did the flour come into the scheme of things? I'm confused :? or maybe just blonde explains it all :doh:
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 09, 2005 7:13 pm
It's going to be different without tiptop around

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 09, 2005 7:19 pm
Oh well, at least we have nude mud wrestling and skinny dipping to keep us amused. :D:D:D:D
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 09, 2005 7:20 pm
*Looks for DTW to come flying in*
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 09, 2005 7:45 pm
Time to let off some steam after the challenge and tribal council with a massive free-for-all oil wrestle and inappropriate twister, followed by all in skinny dipping, maybe some nude volleyball, drinks all around!
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 16, 2005 2:57 pm
*BUMP*

Looks like the fire has gone out, the skinny dippers were taken by pirhanas and the champers is all gone....

Where is everyone....?
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 16, 2005 4:39 pm
I'm still here! Been wrestling crocodiles. Strewth.
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PostPosted: Sun Nov 20, 2005 1:38 pm
TREE MAIL!

"To win this challenge,
And secure your name
You must solve these phrases,
Or you'll be fair game

Not unlike the wheel of fortune,
this challenge will keep you muffed
But stuff up once, or even twice,
and the flames on your torch will be snuffed"
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PostPosted: Sun Nov 20, 2005 1:44 pm
Looks like it could be a different sort of challenge tonight. I shall be there.

In the meantime, I might just grab DTW, whip up something out of all those lovely bottles he's carrying, and mosey on down to the water and lay in it, soaking up sun and alcohol, letting the afternoon just go before working on some dinner for the tribe.
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